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Delirious, deranged, and insane.

Happiness is forever bliss.
~~~~~~~~~~~~Excelsior~~~~~~~~~~~~~

-Wife of Thor, Lover of Loki, Lover of R, Lover of Neville, Lover of Christian Bale, Girlfriend of McLovin, and Bestfriends with Bruce Banner and admirer of Heath Ledger and The Beatles.-

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unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

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markhoppus:

Really embracing the whole experience.

ssv-normandy:

when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

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gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

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ROBOTS AND CYBORGS ARE NOT THE SAME THING

whatthefuckmoriarty:

kkaito:

robots - 100% mechanical, no organic or living parts

androids - robots that are designed to look human-like (100% mechanical)

cyborgs - organic/living thing with added mechanical or cybernetic parts

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Robot

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Android

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Cyborg

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jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

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frickbook:

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

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weirdteenblogger:

still not exactly sure what studying is

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colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

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meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

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